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  Today’s meeting and CO visit

  by Addison0998 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the meeting today was quite disturbing as usual and had to endure 2 talks by yet another egotistical, pompous co who gives talks like a hardcore southern baptist, but people adore no matter what crazy shit spews from their mouth.

  today, he talked about jesus illustration about how if your eye or hand stumbles you, remove it.

  he went into gory detail about how somebodies eye ball is pulled out from their head, and what it takes to cut someone’s hand off...perhaps even with a pocketknife...in front of many small children in the audience.

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  Your CO remind me of the episode from South Park, Mel Gibson "Passion of the jew". Mel was out of his mind...
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  They have a point...

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  last week in the sunday meeting a sister made a comment and collapsed, a massive heart attack.

  one of the young brothers is a fireman and he gave her mouth mouth and according to the doctor this saved her life.

  so if she had missed the meeting that day she would have surly died because her husband is not in great health.

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  Thanks folks, the sister is my daughter's mother-in law, so those were the words of my son-in law. I needed some ammunition to show indeed the event doesn't prove anything. My daughter told me her mother in law wasn't taking her blood pressure pills. I wouldn't be surprised if this make it on a assembly part. But I'am happy that she is OK......
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  They have a point...

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  last week in the sunday meeting a sister made a comment and collapsed, a massive heart attack.

  one of the young brothers is a fireman and he gave her mouth mouth and according to the doctor this saved her life.

  so if she had missed the meeting that day she would have surly died because her husband is not in great health.

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  I can see you folks are not sold on the idea of not forsaking the assembling of ourselves..
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  They have a point...

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  last week in the sunday meeting a sister made a comment and collapsed, a massive heart attack.

  one of the young brothers is a fireman and he gave her mouth mouth and according to the doctor this saved her life.

  so if she had missed the meeting that day she would have surly died because her husband is not in great health.

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  James Mixon

  Last week in the Sunday meeting a sister made a comment and collapsed, a massive heart attack. One of the young brothers is a fireman and he gave her mouth mouth and according to the doctor this saved her life. So if she had missed the meeting that day she would have surly died because her husband is not in great health. So it shows how important are the meetings..
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  Some people shouldn't drink alcohol.

  by James Mixon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my local paper "crime and public safety".

  man breaks into taco bell to eat taco shells surrenders to police.

  the suspect broke into a local taco bell saturday and devoured doritos taco shells.

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  That's funny..
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  Some people shouldn't drink alcohol.

  by James Mixon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my local paper "crime and public safety".

  man breaks into taco bell to eat taco shells surrenders to police.

  the suspect broke into a local taco bell saturday and devoured doritos taco shells.

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  My local paper "Crime and public safety". Man breaks into Taco Bell to eat taco shells surrenders to police. The suspect broke into a local Taco Bell Saturday and devoured Doritos taco shells. He said he was drunk and hungry and broke into the business to eat taco shells. About four hours later, a man approached a sergeant who was standing in front of the police station and told the sergeant ( he was the taco bandit, no he didn't say that) he broke into the restaurant.. I wonder was he drinking or was he smoking a lot of marijuana. LOL
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  Did You Ever Luke ANY Songs From The “Songbook “?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i went on line looking for old jw songs and some of them were pretty good and some were just awful!.

  did you ever like any of those songs?

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  "How can you believe me when I say I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life". Oh hell, sorry folks that's is a country-western song but it would be a great title for a JW song...
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  Craziest Speculations You’ve heard about the end and paradise

  by Addison0998 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we’ve all heard them all our life.

  my two biggest stupidest ones i think are, “ we can really tell the end is almost here with the way people drive on the highway.” and a girl who said she wants to hurry up and marry her boyfriend because she’s scared if the end comes before their married, she’ll have to wait 1000 years to marry him.

  oh and also a poor old lady saying that she hopes jehovah wipes away the memory of her disfellowshipped sons that he will have to destroy.

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  "Old people will become young again". I wonder at what age will they stop growing young??? It's funny when you think about it, one day you wake up and your butt starts to firm up (WTH) or baby teeth appear, hair growth on your head and not in your ears or nose.
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  Craziest Speculations You’ve heard about the end and paradise

  by Addison0998 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we’ve all heard them all our life.

  my two biggest stupidest ones i think are, “ we can really tell the end is almost here with the way people drive on the highway.” and a girl who said she wants to hurry up and marry her boyfriend because she’s scared if the end comes before their married, she’ll have to wait 1000 years to marry him.

  oh and also a poor old lady saying that she hopes jehovah wipes away the memory of her disfellowshipped sons that he will have to destroy.

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  No one will drown while swimming , break your arm (or any body parts), have a cold, headache, toothache, slip and fall and break your neck, in other words there will no accidents in paradise. Folks will be walking around all day eating watermelon size apples, grapes and other fruits and happy as hell...
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  You Know You're Starting To Wake Up When...

  by pale.emperor in

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  2. experiences

  you start listening to music deemed "unsuitable for christians".

  you pretend to knock on the doors.

  you explain a jw teaching to someone and realize how ridiculous it sounds.

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  You sing Happy birthday and still have your head and you go out a buy Xmas paper to wrap your Xmas gifts.